Day 11

Today I tempted fate and jaywalked out in front of a cop car because I had a homeless man tell me that I should never jaywalk as I'll be busted with a $170 dollar ticket while we were standing together at a crosswalk.  I told him I've never seen anyone get busted for jaywalking and he said it was because I wasn't homeless because he and his friends get popped all of the time.

I did not get a ticket.  Thank goodness.  It's clearly because I appeared to be an upstanding citizen.